On Friday I had a deep, long satisfying belly laugh at work.

I was typing away, completely absorbed in my task. I’m somewhat aware of the murmur of voices in the hallway.

Suddenly, VERY clearly I hear: “I have a small cock.”

WTF?? What did I hear!?!

And in the instant I am having these thoughts, the voice gets a little louder and somewhat frantically saying: “Clock. CLOCK. I have a small CLOCK!”

I truly lost my shit, it was that funny.