I have to say it…

…holy crap!!!

And I do mean that literally.

I had no idea that the body could produce so much waste.  I’ve taken to calling it toxic waste. You know, I wasn’t kidding when I called it “burning ring of fire”.

I had no idea that #2 could hurt this much at times.

I had no idea that when I first uttered the words, “I need to find a bathroom!” that I would have mere seconds to do so. Okay, a few measely minutes…as long as I find one and fast.

Knowing what I know now, I think I’d rather not know.

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namaste